"See, it don't make no sense to hate nobody.
lt don't make no sense to be a racist, sexist, or nothing, but.... lt don't.I'm going to let you in on a little secret about people in the bay area. They teach their kids to hate. Despite a reputation for tolerance known worldwide, discrimination is actively encouraged by nearly every native. It's not discrimination against gays or Puerto Ricans, it's hatred of Los Angelinos.
'cause whoever you hate will end up in your family.
That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son.
You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with ''Livin' la vida loca!''
We despise their freeways, their traffic, the fact that they steal all our water, the lakers, the dodgers, the orange curtain, the ridiculous celebrity culture, obsession with appearance, mindless trendiness, the smog - we hate it all.
In addition to Dodger saturation, one of the toughest adjustments to life on the central coast is life without professional baseball. Heading down to Pac Bell on a Saturday for a day in the sun is one of my favorite things to do. Night games after work. The stadium, the team, the game - I love it all.
I'm just glad the things I love outweigh the things I hate.
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